Xx Next Annabelle Chong: Tammy? xX Introducing Singapore's juiciest sex scandal by far,
Tammy's sexual escapade. (I know, I'm a bit late. Having an exam tomorrow!)
News of the scandal first surfaced less than a week ago, when The Straits Times published an article on a local sex clip circulating on the WWW.
The stars? Tammy, allegedly from Nanyang Polytechnics's (NYP) School of IT, and her unnamed boyfriend, a member of the local clan "Netoverlords".
How on earth did the clip get onto the WWW?! It's been said that a girl, jealous of Tammy's exceptional popularity in the cheerleading team, stole Tammy's phone and chanced upon the video clip. What would be the most obvious action you'd expect from a girl who's all out to defame her archrival? Broadcast the clips of course! So she did. And here we have, an extremely blown out-of-control public shaming of Tammy.
The video clip, approximately 4.8MB, is a full 10-minute display of the couple helplessly fending off the irresistable force of carnal pleasure. According to
Book of Alethia, another clip capturing the fullest extent of their sexual foreplay has surfaced as well.
Aww... Poor Tammy, if you dislike the attention you're getting now, here's what I think. Filming yourself a la "One Night in Paris" is a big no-no, especially since both of you are no celebs. If you really want to be an exhibitionist, use professional equipment and not some cheap low-resolution Handphone Camera. And if you don't like to share, then make sure that the clip never gets to see light in the first place. Anyway, you and your boyfriend are probably gonna be thrown into a dark dank cell anytime. Why? Because blowjobs and prodding the "waste-exit" is "Unnatural" as defined by Law in this small island of extremely who-knows-why conservative natives.
You may be receiving lots of sympathy right now. But think about it, why do it in the first place? The filming part, I am referring to. You're foolish enough to film yourself entwined and fornicating with your lover, don't blame others for showing the whole world what you did. Because you jolly well goddamned know that there's always a risk of being exposed.
Learn from the bloody mistakes of Paris Hilton, Fred Durst and Colin Farrell! Although, at least their videos can generate a substantial amounts of revenue.
Then again, if you really love the attention, why not follow the footsteps of your predecessor, Annabelle Chong. Quit NYP and move overseas to some European country while you still have time. After achieving some fame in the adult industry, go ahead and attempt to break Annabelle's gangbang
world record of 251 men in 10 hours.
For the ignoramuses who, until now, don't know who the hell is Annabelle Chong, she's actually a retired overseas pornstar of Singaporean origin. Why overseas, you ask? Because porn is
illegal in Singapore! For those who still have the clip, you'd probably like to throw it into the Recycle Bin.
Maybe you'd like a few souvenirs to help you remember this local saga. Here are some items on sale (I'm not the one selling, duh!):
A cap?
A bag?
Nah, a notepad's the best!
More Merchandise Here!That's about it. I must proclaim that I
have not and will not watch the filthy clip. Therefore, I will not post any links directing you to the clip. If you really want it, get creative. If you still can't find it, visit "Jonathan" under the "Social Circle" sidebar and request it in a form of a tag.
// Citizen Erased @ 11:23 AM
