Xx Next Annabelle Chong: Tammy? xX Introducing Singapore's juiciest sex scandal by far,
Tammy's sexual escapade. (I know, I'm a bit late. Having an exam tomorrow!)
News of the scandal first surfaced less than a week ago, when The Straits Times published an article on a local sex clip circulating on the WWW.
The stars? Tammy, allegedly from Nanyang Polytechnics's (NYP) School of IT, and her unnamed boyfriend, a member of the local clan "Netoverlords".
How on earth did the clip get onto the WWW?! It's been said that a girl, jealous of Tammy's exceptional popularity in the cheerleading team, stole Tammy's phone and chanced upon the video clip. What would be the most obvious action you'd expect from a girl who's all out to defame her archrival? Broadcast the clips of course! So she did. And here we have, an extremely blown out-of-control public shaming of Tammy.
The video clip, approximately 4.8MB, is a full 10-minute display of the couple helplessly fending off the irresistable force of carnal pleasure. According to
Book of Alethia, another clip capturing the fullest extent of their sexual foreplay has surfaced as well.
Aww... Poor Tammy, if you dislike the attention you're getting now, here's what I think. Filming yourself a la "One Night in Paris" is a big no-no, especially since both of you are no celebs. If you really want to be an exhibitionist, use professional equipment and not some cheap low-resolution Handphone Camera. And if you don't like to share, then make sure that the clip never gets to see light in the first place. Anyway, you and your boyfriend are probably gonna be thrown into a dark dank cell anytime. Why? Because blowjobs and prodding the "waste-exit" is "Unnatural" as defined by Law in this small island of extremely who-knows-why conservative natives.
You may be receiving lots of sympathy right now. But think about it, why do it in the first place? The filming part, I am referring to. You're foolish enough to film yourself entwined and fornicating with your lover, don't blame others for showing the whole world what you did. Because you jolly well goddamned know that there's always a risk of being exposed.
Learn from the bloody mistakes of Paris Hilton, Fred Durst and Colin Farrell! Although, at least their videos can generate a substantial amounts of revenue.
Then again, if you really love the attention, why not follow the footsteps of your predecessor, Annabelle Chong. Quit NYP and move overseas to some European country while you still have time. After achieving some fame in the adult industry, go ahead and attempt to break Annabelle's gangbang
world record of 251 men in 10 hours.
For the ignoramuses who, until now, don't know who the hell is Annabelle Chong, she's actually a retired overseas pornstar of Singaporean origin. Why overseas, you ask? Because porn is
illegal in Singapore! For those who still have the clip, you'd probably like to throw it into the Recycle Bin.
Maybe you'd like a few souvenirs to help you remember this local saga. Here are some items on sale (I'm not the one selling, duh!):
A cap?
A bag?
Nah, a notepad's the best!
More Merchandise Here!That's about it. I must proclaim that I
have not and will not watch the filthy clip. Therefore, I will not post any links directing you to the clip. If you really want it, get creative. If you still can't find it, visit "Jonathan" under the "Social Circle" sidebar and request it in a form of a tag.
// Citizen Erased @ 11:23 AM
xX That was fast XxAlright... Today was the last day of school... These 2 weeks moved in a very slack pace, maybe with the exception of preparing the ICBE poster and Math CCT.
My group's ICBE poster on
Nitroglycerin turned out quite nicely, not too wordy or cramped. Attending the poster presentation was like attending a story recital competition minus the fake emotions and tones the reciter adds to liven up their stories.
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Streptococcus thermophilus used in the production of
Yoghurt consumes lactose and produces lactic acid, which causes denaturation of proteins in the milk.
Lactose + H2O ==> Glucose + Galactose
Galactose + ATP ==> Glucose-6-phosphate + ADP
Glucose + 2ATP + 2 NAD+ + 2 Pi ===> 2 Pyruvates + 4 ATP + 2 NADH
Pyruvate + NADH ===> Lactic Acid + NAD+
The denatured proteins tangle together into a solid mass that gives yoghurt its unique texture.
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Reference:
Yoghurt - WikipediaNow, that particular part probably outpowers any sedative by a thousandfold.
Hmmm... Shall take a break from DotA-ing by the start of next week. EM2 exam is next friday! How soon can that be?! In less than 2 weeks time, Year 1 is basically over! Soon, it'll be attachments and trainings and oh-come-what-may.
Scottish Indie rock band, Franz Ferdinand, performed here in Singapore last night. When I first heard their new album, I thought it was pure bullshit. But you know, as you listen to it a few more times, you kinda develop a taste for it. Now (or maybe since last year), I've been beginning to shy away from pop songs - like those from Britney Spears & Beyonce Knowles. And most of the others along the same lines la! Alternative and General rock rocks!
All right, writers' block has befallen on me again. Shall end here then. Sends birds to those having exams soon. I'm sure only a few can understand what that meant.
Till next time, Au Revoir!
// Citizen Erased @ 5:01 PM
Xx Semester 2 ending soon! xXAll right! 2nd semester is ending soon! Somehow, Sem 2 seems to pass by much faster than the previous Sem. Probably because of the lesser workload and stuff... Just got CATS off my chest today... Next is to finish up the stupid ridiculous poster assignment, due next week! And the only progress so far was writing out the chemical reactions for the OBC part.
Chinese New Year(CNY) holidays just ended yesterday. Oh yes! Happy New Year to all my faithful readers, not a whole lot I guess. But I won't bother to place a bloody tracker or counter. It just completely shows that you are voyeuristic (Not sexually! But for tracking what sites your readers visted) and insecure. Heh! Anyway, back to the topic. CNY is pretty boring and routine if you ask me. I've noticed several people with nicknames such as "CNY... So what?" on MSN. I intuitively agree.
If you think about it, every CNY, you probably visit the same people in the same order as the year before. Well, maybe with the exception of some families. How much more routine can that get?! Shops are all closed within the 2 days holidays, making the entire heartland a ghost town. Where's the CNY spirit in that?! Also, families who never fail to go abroad during the CNY period every year. I'm not talking about your family, Jonathan. Unless you really do go abroad every CNY, hee. I really don't understand. CNY is the time where you can get to see the entire extended family in 1 shot. Why waste it by going overseas to some foreign country and celebrating it with people you don't know? Where's the CNY spirit in that too?!
Anyways, CNY's over... Time to buy some stuff with the money made! Lol... Been eyeing IPath shoes for some time. Saw a shop selling them in Far East. Wonder how many designs they have...
IPath Grasshopper
IPath Leary
All right la... That's about it! Till next time, Au Revoir!
PS:I wonder if my team's crystals grew. I have some sort of ominous feeling that they have just dissolved in the "saturated" solution. Lols.
// Citizen Erased @ 6:15 PM
